妈妈的笑话 Mamma’s funny joke

当我们很小的时候，妈妈时常讲她小时候的笑话给我们听。

她说当她还是小孩子的时候，以为狗是男人，猫是女人。而鸭是男人， 鸡是女人。我们听后都笑得前仰后扑的笑滚在地上。

（对不起， 她是如此形容，而不是用公或雌）

When we were small, mamma used to tell us her funny childhood stories.

She said ‘I always thought that doggie are men, and cats are women.  Ducks are men and chicken are women’, we all laughed until we rolled on the floor.

(Sorry that was what she actually used instead of male and female)